So do you all think all the kids are as bright as their parents are? I guess some of you would say yes, some will say maybe and few will say no. Every kid has a perspective of their own and some might get award for their brilliancy and some may not and those who are not able to get one in brilliancy might get a one for their creativity and out of the box thinking. so i don’t think any of them is dumb or a loser. In fact i think they have a perspective which most of the adults fail to understand and that is the basic reason why these kids are on the list. Most of the parents fail to understand their child perspective and they don’t even laugh at their kid’s funny accents and always try their best to make them as bright as they are.
But if i was in their place i would have laughed a lot at my child’s funniest stories and accents, while they keep staring at me as if i was a crazy person. so from kids kissing a dolphin in the water park to weighing themselves without using any known metric system. Here are some of the cool and funniest tweets which will make you laugh for sure. if you want to lighten up your mood with some laughter, you came to the right place.
scroll down and have fun.
1. Who needs a metric system when you can weigh yourself with the help of squirrels.
2. Are we really looking for Titus?
3. Seriously what? From where he learned all this?
When my youngest brother was little he was being bullied and went to my parents for help. They told him “Sticks and stones may break my bones” they then asked him to finish the phrase and he said “but chains and whips excite me” he seriously thought that was he second part.
— Bran Stark (@maxpalumbo5) January 3, 2018
4. Bats are for real kid, but batman isn’t real.
I bought my son a book about bats and halfway through it he shouted out, “WHAT??? BATS ARE REAL?!?!” All this time he thought they were made up for Halloween like ghosts and witches
— Ally (@TragicAllyHere) August 16, 2018
5. Here is an example of out of box thinking.
*Opens bottle of bleach*
Nephew : How did you open it? I tried but it didn't open.
Me : Oh it's coz it has a child safety lock. Children can't open it.
*nephew looks at bottle in amazement*
Nephew : How did it know I was a child?🤣🤣🤣
— Julz (@azedi) November 27, 2018
6. You might need a new pair of air pods after this.
Oh good. My son put my wireless headphones in a plastic container of water to keep them safe. good good good good good good good good good good great fine how wonderful
— Philip DeFranco (@PhillyD) August 31, 2018
7. True love does exist. What do you guys think?
Atlantis Dolphin Bay Instructor: "Gently kiss the dolphin"
My nephew: pic.twitter.com/jgNQH3TPkq
— UNILAD (@UNILAD) September 5, 2016
8. Sale Sale Sale. A big Sale.
Almost 2yr old for sale. Been crying for 10 mins cuz he cant get in the oven with the cornbread. Entertaining all offers.
— Cocoa Mamaiana (@SeauxCocoa) May 30, 2018
9. Wanna know what bath bombs tastes like?
just seen a little girl confidently walk up to a bath bomb in lush and take a bite out of it, kids are class
— rachel (@notrachb) August 14, 2018
10. You do know about it right?
My son sent a letter to Santa. I hope it gets there. It doesn't have any postage on it and he put it in the bathroom heater vent.
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) November 27, 2018
11. He still wants to go out with you. Age doesn’t matter.
I just remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me.
— Fey (@Trev97) April 10, 2019
12. I guess you should teach your son not to steal air from your daughter’s bedroom.
My son keeps grabbing fists of air and screaming ‘mine’. My daughter is crying saying Tj is stealing my air….they are in my bedroom, on a Saturday morning….😪😪😪
— becoming (@Knowbuntu) July 7, 2018
13. Dude what you are trying to replace?
I hate this house. One of the kids ate my wing and tried to replace that shit 😒😒 pic.twitter.com/djNGwjdKwl
— DOMAIN DIEGO (@DennistheBased) March 23, 2019
14. Okay i can agree on a nightingale or a night bird, but a wood penguin. No way.
I generally think of myself as an okay father but somehow I forgot to teach my two year old son what an owl was and he thought it was called a wood penguin
— non podhoretz (NOT the guy from commentary) (@crookedroads770) June 10, 2018
15. We all need to think about this.
Lions can hunt and kill their own food by the time they're 3 months old.
My 3-year-old couldn't find her lunch box, and it was in her other hand.
I can't believe we're at the top of the food chain.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) January 9, 2018
