Parents know how it is challenging to raise their kids, answering meaningless questions. The quarantine time has been even more difficult for all of them. However, it might be exciting, wonderful, and even exhausting. So here we have tried to capture tweet posts of the parents in which they share their funny experience with the kids during the lockdown. However, even while answering them, parents have managed to maintain their sense of humour. See the results of how did they go.
#1 Kids brought breakfast for their mother in bed. However, they end up eating themselves.
My kids brought me breakfast in bed, then proceeded to eat MY breakfast. If that doesn't sum up motherhood I don't know what does.
— Moderately Mom (@momtribevibe) May 10, 2020
#2 A kid cried for a half-hour because her mom doesn’t allow her to eat the second popsicle.
My 3yo cried for half an hour cause I wouldn’t let her eat a 2nd popsicle for lunch and then all of a sudden she stopped crying, sighed heavily and said, “Fiiiine, I’ll have a cookie instead”.
— Snarky Mommy (@SnarkyMommy78) May 29, 2020
#3 A lady wants to have coffee in a soft atmosphere, so she sent her kids to find a toy that’s present in her pocket.
I just wanted five minutes to drink my coffee so I sent my kid in the other room to look for a toy that’s in my pocket.
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— Not the Nanny (@not_thenanny) May 20, 2020
#4 The kid says she does not want a big cake on birthday; however, she wants small cakes ever day.
7-year-old: I don't want a big cake for my birthday.
Me: That's very humble of you.
7: I want a small cake every day of the year.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2020
#5 You can say five minutes of one minute to kids.
The only good thing about having a toddler is how you can say it’s been 5 minutes after only 1 minute and they don’t know the difference
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) May 1, 2020
#6 A kid asked a hundred dollars for letting her mom sleep.
The only good thing about having a toddler is how you can say it’s been 5 minutes after only 1 minute and they don’t know the difference
— Mom On The Rocks (@mom_ontherocks) May 1, 2020
#7 Parents of commercial shows never seem tired.
The actors who play parents in commercials never look tired enough.
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) May 28, 2020
#8 A mom is playing the emotional card of 9 months of sacrifice for having ten waffles.
Me: Oh, I’m sorry. Is the sacrifice I made for 9 months not enough? Sharing my body and nourishing a child twice didn’t prove my level of unselfishness? Why must I constantly give and give and-
Husband: JUST LEAVE THE LAST TWO WAFFLES FOR THE KIDS YOU’VE ALREADY HAD 8
— Arianna Bradford (@TheNYAMProject) May 21, 2020
#9 Middle school kid remembers the lunch place.
My middle schooler just remembered there is a lunch in her locker.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 18, 2020
#10 Barista says that man after you will pay your bills. However, kids say that their mom does not live with that guy.
Went to pay for my Starbucks in the drive-thru & the barista said “the handsome man behind you is going to pay for yours!” I look back & say “Oh! That’s my husband!”
She said “That’s so sweet! You’re lucky!” & then my son hollered “yeah you don’t live with him!”
Kids are fun.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 30, 2020
#11 Five years old says something in-ear is very unsettling.
There is nothing more unsettling than a 5-year-old trying to whisper something into your ear.
— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) June 1, 2020
#12 In parenthood, you will ask the shower time from your spouse.
Welcome to parenthood. You'll find yourself asking your spouse ridiculous questions like, "do you mind if I take a shower?"
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) May 11, 2020
#13 Cooking for the kid is great than teaching them to cook because they are never going to clean the mess.
Cook for your kids and they'll eat and not help clean up.
Teach your kids to cook and they'll eat and not help clean up a way worse mess.
— Divergent Mama (@Divergentmama) May 27, 2020
#14 One kid creates more mess than ten kids.
Everyone always feels sorry for the parents with 10 kids, but, what about the parents with 1 kid? 1 kid won't leave you the fuck alone. Ever.
— Annie the Nanny (@AnnietheNanny1) May 28, 2020
#15 Kids learn the way parents live their lives.
Our children learn everything from watching us. It’s why my toddler treats strangers with kindness and always laughs at his own farts.
— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) June 4, 2020
#16 A teenager says they are calm so they should become women to understand calmness.
My teenage daughter screaming “I AM BEING CALM!” just became a woman.
— luke i am your mother (@MommaUnfiltered) June 1, 2020
#17 Kids do not understand the adjustment of various snacks after school starts.
My kids aren’t sure how they’re going to adjust from 300 snacks before noon down to 2 when they start school again in the fall.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) June 8, 2020
#18 The parent wanted pizza but declined to have at their kid’s birthday party.
Every single parent in the history of kid’s birthday parties who was offered a slice of pizza and declined really wanted that pizza.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 10, 2020
#19 Mom says, you know in mine craft to kid and kid replies no.
Kid: "You know in Minecraft when.."
"No."
— Marl (@Marlebean) May 21, 2020
#20 Mom can’t write things like the couch, shirt, and other things at home.
Dear "Influencers,"
If you're a Mom and have a white couch, carpet or shirt, I'm out.
You clearly are not my people.
— The Salty Mamas (@saltymamas) May 28, 2020
#21 If a kid says having pancakes and waffles at the same time is delicious, then the parent’s do their job.
My 4 year-old asked to have pancakes and waffles at the same time this morning, so I'd say my job as a parent is done.
— A Bearer Of Dad News ✊🏾 (@HomeWithPeanut) May 28, 2020
#22 Mom tells adventure, suspicious, and romantic story to kid and kid doesn’t enjoy it.
3: mummy tell me a story
Me: *tells detailed story about mermaids, unicorns & hedgehogs with romance, adventure, suspense and plot twists*
3:
Me: did you enjoy that sweetie
3: no— MumInBits (@MumInBits) May 29, 2020
#23 Kid leads her sister at the leash of a dog and says it is parenting fact.
5-year-old: *leads her little sister around on a dog leash*
Me: What do you think you're doing?
5: Parenting.
She learned from the best.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 22, 2020
